Have You Ever Heard This ???

[chukjones]

Hi to all.....
I have some jokes and I am sharing that with you all.
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook."

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people
die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died."

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.